This is a post I stole from Brittney.. It was way too funny not to share!

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately -- illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...

Not me --


I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.


Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Yes!
Think about this:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago,right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post ' Thou Shalt Not Steal' ' Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery ' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... it creates a hostile work environment .

Also, think about this ...
if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is time for America to speak up ! Yep, I passed it on!

100 Recent Truths :o)

1. last beverage→ diet sunkist
2. last phone call→ my hubby Blake
3. last text message→ Howard.. my soon to be stepdad
4. last song you listened to→ idk
5. last time you cried→ a few minutes ago.. i feel soo bad, and need some help with Brodie.. Bills... and everything it feels like

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice? yes
7. been cheated on? yes
8. kissed someone & regretted it? yes
9. lost someone special? yes
10. been depressed? yes
11. been drunk and threw up? once on the throw up part

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple
13. Green
14. Orange

THIS Year HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends? I have become closer to some old friends
16. Fallen out of love? nope
17. Laughed until you cried? yes
18. Met someone who changed you? not this year...
19.Found out who your true friends were? I already know
20. Found out someone was talking about you? already knew that.. haha
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list? nope
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life? one
23. How many kids do you want to have? I want another one but I am not able to have anymore so maybe we can adopt one later in life
24. Do you have any pets? no
25. Do you want to change your name? no
27. What did you do for your last birthday? nothing
28. What time did you wake up today? i had been up and down all night
29. What were you doing at midnight last night? throwing up
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for? MY HUBBY TO GET HOME FROM WORK
31. Last time you saw your father? a couple of days ago
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? that I could have more kids
33. What are you listening to right now? Reba on tv
34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? yes
35. What's getting on your nerves right now? that I am sick and cant play with Brodie and that my hubbys pay check got lost and now we cant pay our bills...
36. Most visited webpage? facebook, twitter, myspace, blogger, and technet
37. What’s your real name?
Amber Nicole Hancock
38. Nicknames? Nikki, baby, mama
39. Relationship Status? Married
40. Zodiac sign? Libra
41. Male or female or transgendered? female
42. Elementary? Wetumpka Elementary
43. Middle School? Wetumpka Intermediate and then Wetumpka Jr. High
44. High school? Wetumpka High and Tricounty
45. Hair color? Dark Brown
46. Long or short? Long
47. Height? 5'4
48. Do you have a crush on someone? My hubby
49. What do you like about yourself? That Im a good mommy and try to be a good wife
50. Piercings? ears and belly
51. Tattoos? two
52. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS :
53. First surgery? When I was 13 I slammed my finger in the door and broke the end off and had to get it put back on
54. First piercing? ears
55. First best friends? Lindsey Baker
56. First sport you joined? Cheerleading
57. First pet? Dog or Rabbit or Hamster
58. First vacation? Idk
59. First concert? Kentucky Headhunters
60. First crush? Justin Pugh


RIGHT NOW
61. Eating? nothing
62. Drinking? diet sunkist
63. I'm about to? go crazy being sick and cant take care of brodie,
64. Listening to? tv
65. Waiting for? my hubby to get home


YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids? I have a baby boy. He was born Oct.4,2008
67. Get married? I am married to my best friend, we have been married since Nov.1, 2008
68. Careers in mind? I need one bad! I need to get out of this dang house!!! but I really want to do photography

WHICH IS BETTER :
69. Lips or eyes: eyes
70. Hugs or kisses: kisses
71. Shorter or taller: taller
72. Older or Younger: older
73. Romantic or spontaneous: both
74. Nice stomach or nice arms: both
75. Sensitive or loud: both
76. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
77. Trouble maker or hesitant: a little of both

HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger: Yes
79. Drank hard liquor: no
80. Lost glasses/contacts: yes
81. Sex on first date: no
82. Broken someone's heart: yes but I fixed it
83. Had your own heart broken: yes
84. Been drunk: yes
85. Been arrested: no comment
86. Turned someone down: yes
87. Cried when someone died: yes
88. Liked a friend that is a girl?: no


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself: not so much sometimes
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love at first sight: not until I met my son!
92. Heaven: Yes
93. Santa Clause: no
94. Karma: yes
95. Kiss on the first date? depends
96. Angels: yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yes my hubby and a doc!
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? no
99. Told someone you loved them when you didn't? no
100. Posting this as 100 truths: yes

I think this is funny!

My son, has recently started throwing temper tantrums! He is so funny! He stomps around and throws his self on the floor, bangs his head on stuff.. Just this morning he decided to get mad at mommy because I wont let him on the computer with me, and he was standing on the bean bag and started stomping around and fell backwards and did some sort of gymnastics backflip and hit his toys all the way down! Well Im not the one to put up with these little tantrums in public but at home I cant help but laugh at him! Sometimes he gets so mad that he wants to bite things (me, himself, the table, ect..) I just think this is to funny except when he bites me because doesnt he know he is just hurting himself? Anyways My point to this is does anyone know how to somewhat cure this said temper tantrum, fit pitching problem? Any suggestions???

~*~ROLL TIDE~*~

Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer Give 'em Hell Alabama!!!! Roll Tide!!!!

Introducing Me and My Little Family... The Hancocks

Well to start off My name is Nikki. Im 22. I am married to my best friend Blake. We have a 15 month old son, named Brodie. He is our world.
I am new to the blogging world, but I usually have alot on my mind and being a stay at home mommy, I need somewhere to speak in grown up terms, so I decided this might be just what I need to do!
So I will leave with that and maybe Ill have something a little more interesting to blog about later! Im kinda busy chasing after Brodie right now, lol.